» Ladki patane ke 30 tarike :Fun zone


Pyaar mohabbat ke vishay par
sochne mein hamara man tilmila
utha. Hamare purush bhakt bade
pareshaan the ki unka jeevan stree
ke bina bilkul adhura hai. Isliye hum
le aaye hain 30 tarike ladki patane
ke. In baaton ko zyaada seriously na
lein to hi achha hai. Joote-chappal
padenge to humein dosh mat dena.
STEP» 1 –> Jis ladki par tumhara
mitra fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar
nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara
mitra koi galti kar baithe aur
chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki
ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni
jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni
jagah.
STEP» 2 –> Tumhe jo ladki pasand
hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob
tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein
aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur
khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali
aayegi.
STEP» 3 –> Kisi mahaan film
abhineta ke saath apni tasveer
khinchva lo. Aur sab logon ko dikha
do ki tum kitne prasiddha ho.
Tumhara uthna-baithna kitne bade
log ke saath hai, dikha do. Ladkiyon
ko ye tasveer dikhakar impress kar
do
STEP» 4 –> Hamesha apni hi baatein
karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa
karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum
kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum
par marne lagengi.

STEP» 5 –> Tum jise chahte ho use
roz-roz har ghante pyaar-bhare sms
bhejo. Tumhe use dikhana hoga ki
tum use kitna chahte ho. Par dhyaan
rahe sms freewale nahi hone
chahiye, warna iska ulta asar hone
mein der nahi lagegi.
STEP» 6 –> Apne batve mein dher
saare kaagaz bharke ghumo.
Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut
paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne
sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne
lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum
to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi
nahi.
STEP» 7 –> Apni jeb mein hamesha
saat-aath ladkiyon ki tasveer rakho.
Koi puchhe to bolo ki ye sab tumhe
chahti hain aur tum duvidha mein
ho ki kise pasand karoon. Bas tum
jise chahte ho wo tumhe khone ke
dar setumhare pichhe lattoo ho
jayegi.
STEP» 8 –> Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif
kiya karo.Chahe wo us taarif ke
kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho
chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski
saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi
tumhare peeche.
STEP» 9 –> Use bata do ki zindagi
mein sabse zyaada tum humein
maante ho. Pyaar ke liye nahin par
tum hamari bhakti mein jaan
nyochhavarkar sakte ho. Ye baat
batane se tumhara aadha kaam to
wahin ho jaayega. Wo maan jayegi ki
tum jaisa aur kahin nahi.
STEP» 10 –> Apni taarif sunna kise
achha nahilagta. Isiliye hamesha
naye-naye andaz mein uski taarifen
kiya karo. Pyaar ki manzil paane
mein aasani hogi.
STEP» 11 –> Kisi ped par tumhara
aur uska naam dil banake likh do.
Aur fir kisi bahane use ye dikha do.
Wo tumharepyaar ka paagalpan
dekhkar tumhe gale se lagaye bina
nahi reh paayegi.
STEP» 12 –> Uske mata-pita se apni
jaan pehchan gehri bana lo. Kisi bhi
bahane se unko roz ya to milne
chaleaao ya fir phone karlo. Unke dil
meinghar bana lo. Unki nazar mein
ek susheel-honhaar ladke ban jao jo
unki ladki ke liye ekdum badiya hai.
STEP» 13 –> Kisi achhe se gulabi
kaagaz mein apne dil ka haal likhkar
use de do. Dene ke pehle patra par
perfume chhidak dena. Prem patra
mein apnebaare mein kam aur uske
aur uski khoobsurati ke baare man
jyaada se jyaada baaten likhna.
STEP» 14 –> Ghar ke neeche guitar
ke saath gaana gaana purana ho gaya
hai. Tum desi tarika apnao. Uske
ghar ke niche harmonium lekar
baith jao. Phir apni madhur aawaz
se pyaar bhare geet sunakar uska dil
jeet lo.

STEP» 15 –> Jab bhi usse milo to
sharmaana bilkul mat. Ladkiyon ko
sharmeele ladke bilkul bhi pasand
nahi aate. Hamesha uska haath
pakad kar, aankhon mein aankhen
daalkar hi baat kiya karo. Pet mein
titliyan ud rahi ho fir bhi ekdum
vishwaas se khade rehna.

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