» What hindi TV serials teach us


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1.FASHION SENSE
It doesnt matter whether
its a funeral or some
severe mourning scene in a hospital,the GHAR KI BAHU
( bride of the house) will be
wearing 24 carat thick gold
necklaces and heavy saree
with kantha embroidery.
2.DESTINY TESTS TRUE LOVE
The college lover of your
husband who had gone back
to NYC 20 years ago,and
had ditched your husband
for unknown reasons,will
come back 20 years later
only to get her love
back,and your marraige will
be put to “agni pareeksha”
with lots of tabla beats in
the background.
3.THE INFIDELITY OF INDIAN
MEN
Your husband will definitely
have a secret love
child,which will be revealed
at a later stage in life when
your kid and that love child
will end up coincidently
being classmates
4.THAT RNA INTERFERENCE IS
NOT NEEDED TO STOP AGING
No matter how old your kids
grow up,and how old their
kids grow up,you will still
look the same like you did
when you first got
married,only with 2 or 3
grey hair in the front of
your head.
5.CONCEPTS OF REBIRTH
You shouldn’t worry if you
lost your husband,in some
days he will come back
taking a “punar janam”(re-
birth).And this time with
louder tabla beats playing
in the background.
6.MEMORY LOSS CAN BE
CURED BY TRUE LOVE
If you love some one too
much,in the right time he
will lose his memory and
wont give you a damn.But if
you keep “VISHWAAS IN
SACCHA PYAAR”(faith in
true love),the whole
universe will conspire,and
his memory will return.But
till then you would already
be having another man in
your life.More test of true
love…to be continued 😐
7.HOW TO BE IMMORTAL
That if you want to be
immortal,you have to
compulsorily be the BAA of
the family.
8.THAT YOU CAN CHECK IF
YOUR “DEVRAANI” IS EVIL
The villain will always make
faces and smirk like a bitch
while thinking of an evil
plan,so that you know she
is a villian.But the irony
is,you still wont know,cause
you are too “adarsh”(ideal)
to think of anything so evil
about your “APNEY”(own).

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