Happy New Year 2016

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 नए वर्ष में नई पहल हो।
कठिन ज़िंदगी और सरल हो।।
अनसुलझी जो रही पहेली।
अब शायद उसका भी हल हो।।
जो चलता है वक्त देखकर।
आगे जाकर वही सफल हो।।
नए वर्ष का उगता सूरज।
सबके लिए सुनहरा पल हो।।
समय हमारा साथ सदा दे।
कुछ ऐसी आगे हलचल हो।।
सुख के चौक पुरें हर द्वारे।
सुखमय आँगन का हर पल हो।।

Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
Bring you sweet surprises
     A happiness buffet. Happy New Year to you,
And when the new year’s done,
May the next year be even better,
Full of pleasure, joy and fun.

    –      “Saurabh Kushwaha”

Here’s How Karva Chauth Is Portrayed By Bollywood Vs How It Is In Reality

It’s that time of the year when women all over India stay hungry and thirsty for one entire day only to prove their love for their well, better halves. Karva Chauth is a tradition that’s been passed down for ages. It’s a simple concept; the wife remains hungry and the husband lives a happy, long life. Yes, it seems like a sweet, romantic gesture but have you ever wondered what goes on through the wife’s mind while she remains devoid of FOOD? Well, blame Bollywood for glamorizing this practice because here’s the real difference between how Karva Chauth is portrayed in Bollywood and what it really is in reality:


1.  According to Bollywood, women look super pretty in spite of not eating or drinking anything. But in reality, it’s quite the opposite.


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2. Bollywood showed us that a wife can do an entire dance routine and sing on an empty stomach. But then reality shows up.

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3. When it’s time to break the Vrath, Bollywood showed us the reason the wife looks so happy is because of a) the moon and b) her husband obviously! But she’s actually imagining all the food she’s going to be eating. Thus the smile!

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4. In Bollywood, the husband keeps a fast too but in reality, this is what the husbands do.

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5. In Bollywood, this is how Karva Chauth ends. But in reality, the end is very different, because, you know, no food.

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6. In Bollywood, the wife breaks her fast after looking at the moon. But in reality, this is what the moon actually looks like in her mind.

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7. Even unwed couples keep this fast as a sign of love and loyalty because you know, it’s Bollywood. But in reality, unwed couples do this!

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8. According to Bollywood, both the husband and wife are as excited to see the moon. But in reality, it’s the husband who’s a little more relieved because now he won’t have to deal with a cranky and hungry wife.

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9. In Bollywood, sargi is that beautiful hour of the day when everyone gets together and eats well before the fast. In reality, sargi is all about eating and just eating.

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10. Bollywood finds it necessary to picture a song on the day of Karva Chauth but in reality, the only song playing in the fastee’s head is this one!


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Why so sweet, yaar? Itni formality acche nahi hoti. Be yourself rather than pretending to be someone else. Don’t be so sweet this Karva Chauth. Instead, be a little bindass and chatpata, likeKurkure and this guy…



15 Absolutely Hilarious Flipkart Reviews. 9th Will Crack You Up

Flipkart is an amazing marketplace. But with amazingness, also comes hilarity. We bring you 15 Flipkart product reviews that are absolute works of creativity. These guys are geniuses.

It all started when Flipkart put up a pair of  Sennheiser headphones on their site. The Sennheiser HD 800 Headphones were listed for a whopping Rs. 84,000. And then people went berserk.

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1. “After selling my Mom’s jewelry and underwear…”


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2, 3, & 4. “The only problem i faced was because of the 50 rupees delivery charge. I think they are asking for too much.”


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5 & 6. “Awesome product. Worth robbing a bank.”


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7. “Now whenever my parents shout at me, I put this great headphones and listen to Honey Singh songs.”


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8. “I sold my brand new WagonR just to buy this headphone.”


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9. “Jindagi Badal Gayi.”


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10. “Thank u Flipkart”


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11. “I got it by selling off my left kidney.”


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12. “I do Aarti all night with this headphone.” – Allegedly, Alok Nath


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13. And then the trolling shifted to a Zenith Men’s watch worth (wait for it) $78, 875 which came with a whopping 46% discount.


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14. And the Logitech Tricolour Mouse wasn’t spared either.


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15. But this one takes the cake when it read “I couldn’t even hear my wife scream her lungs out…”


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The Logical Indian : Yes i wear a bra yes it shows so ??

Why? Why do you do that? Stare at my breasts like they are cute babies calling out to be cuddled. Strip me naked, slowly, every time I enter the bus? Try to glimpse into my cleavage when I am sitting and reading in the metro.

Who gives you the right? To grope me in the crowded bus? To fall on me “innocently” when I buy popcorn in the theater. When I sit cross legged in the auto and you stop your bike and look hungrily at my legs.

A piece of meat, am I?
How do you think I feel? When I have to continuously watch over my shoulder, because it is 10 pm and there is nobody at the bus stop, except you. Staring at my neck.

When I panic, because my phone is dead, and I am in a cab wearing a backless dress?
When my friends and parents worry that I have to travel alone at night?
When I am sleepless in the bus, thinking, that your hands will pin me down and yank my clothes away?

What makes you think I should not wear that pretty black skirt?
To be scared. Afraid. Tensed. Every time I am not at home.
What makes you think I like it when I find you smiling at my bra strap that shows?

Yes, I wear a bra. Yes, it shows. So?
Ohh, don’t say that its my clothes! I have found you eyeing the waist of that woman who was wearing the plain faded saree. Your eyes get all excited when the young college going girl enters the bus in just a kurta, no dupatta covering her bosom.

And yes, one slip of the pallu or dupatta and you go wild.
Staring. Smiling. And staring.
So, if I have a beer in my hand when I am on a beach, you think you can click my picture?
When I wear hot pants and laugh with a guy you think you can pinch my ass?

Does the lit cigarette in my hand seem like an invitation to you? To come violate my body with your eyes?

Yes, I am a girl and I drink alcohol, so I am an ‘easy target’. Is that it?
Yes, I drink. I smoke. Does that mean I want to have sex with you and every man on the street?

You. Who teach your daughter to be safe from evil eyes, don’t flinch before mentally having sex with me when you see me on the street?

You, who get angry when a boy smiles at your sister, don’t feel ashamed standing at the street corner whistling at me every night.
No practice what you preach, for you, right.

Do you still think I am the one who needs to change?

– Nivedita N Kumar

Source: https://www.facebook.com/notes/nivedita-n-kumar/yes-i-wear-a-bra-yes-it-shows-so/702214979815189?fref=nf


11-Year-Old Girl Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Because He Walked With Another Girl In The Park. OMG!

17-year-old Madi Nickens  just shared screenshots of her 11-year-old sister’s break up messages with her boyfriend, Joey. Why did she dump him? Because Joey walked with some girl named Natalie in the park. IN THE PARK! In pre-teen universe, that’s a strict no, apparently.

Here are the screenshots.





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